I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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