Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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