I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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