sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
