bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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