No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't deserve a penis
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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