do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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