thus making me awesome and them whores
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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