Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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