I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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