My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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