The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Will you blow on my dice?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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