I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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