You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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