okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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