guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just saw a hot homeless man
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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