Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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