My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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