So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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