Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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