He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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