Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
