Will you blow on my dice?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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