This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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