i just google imaged poop.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
