i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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