that's an acceptable place to lick
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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