Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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