I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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