Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
This is classic penis vs brain.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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