So drunk its hurt
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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