I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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