margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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