oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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