Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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