By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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