physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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