just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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