Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Randomize
