i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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