I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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