best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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