The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
