So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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