YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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