"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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