Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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