I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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