Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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