Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Its about making memories worth repressing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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