are you still at the devil's house?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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