i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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